Would you invest in Vagina Beer?
It’s the first of its kind in the world, folks! And quite possibly the last, but we thought you needed to hear this story. It’s all about a company raising funds on Indiegogo to make beer using yeast swabbed from a beautiful woman’s vagina. Yes. Her vagina. Something tells me the #MeToo message never got to the producers in Poland.
Welcome to Yoni Beer. Yoni is sanskrit for vagina. Don’t confuse it with yogi (or beer with bear for that matter, that would be awkward). Anyway, this delightful idea is all about getting a bit closer to have a date with a ‘goddess’; the woman of your dreams. They say:
“Imagine the beer of which every sip is a randez-vous (sic) with this hot woman of your dreams… she hugs you and kiss you (sic) gently, looking straight into your eyes… How much would you give for that beer?”
Well, how much would you pay for a vagina yeast beer?
I’d offer -£47.50 a bottle, but that’s just me. The team are asking for £150,000 to create 6 batches of 16,600 cans of Yoni beer on the crowdfunding website. At the moment, they are up to £1,390, so a little way to go. Perhaps you’d like to help them?
Who’s Vagina am I tasting?
Did I really just write that? Sorry. You’ll want to know who’s lady parts were swabbed for this project though, I’m sure. At the moment, there are two classy models who very, most definitely, are not porn stars.
Pauline is one of the models for Yoni beer. Photo by Yoni beer for Indiegogo
It’s all legit though. There’s a swab date on each and every bottle that tells you exactly when the ‘goddess’ had that cotton bud up her vagina. That’s provenance, that is. And how do they do it?
“Using hi-tech of microbiology, we isolate, examine and prepare lactic acid bacteria from vagina of an unique woman (sic). The bacteria, lactobacillus, transfers woman’s features (sic), allure, grace, glamour, and her instincts into beers and other products, turning them into a dance with lovely angel.”
Lucky you.
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